An estimated 1500+ naked women, including actresses Pamela Anderson, Angelina Jolie, and Shannon Elizabeth, are feared lost as the result of a tragic computer crash Monday. "One minute, they were there, and the next, they were gone," said our Friend, the local resident whose Hewlett Packard Pavillion was the site of the disaster. "To lose so many young girls in the blink of an eye like that, it's hard to comprehend. Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Love Hewitt, the chick from Species–it's just too much to bear." As data-recovery workers comb through the hard drive for signs of ..., our friend is asking well-wishers to pray for the naked ladies' safe return.